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Thank you for visiting Ritalin Lunches Inc.!

Let's face it.

A hyper-active child can push the limits of any parent, no matter how much time you take out of your busy weekend schedule to bond with your little one. Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder and Attention Deficit Disorder (ADHD and ADD) are serious problems that more and more families are facing.

The most effective treatment for ADHD and ADD has proven to be Methylphenidate, commonly known as Ritalin.

We here at Ritalin Lunches Inc. have made it easier than ever to treat your hyper-active child. Our patented process laces nutritious food with a potent form of Ritalin. And due to a loophole in FDA regulations, we can offer you this service with no prescription needed!


Stop The Madness ! ! !


Our team of scientists pick the freshest and most nutritious food your young one needs to build a healthy body...
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... And laces it chock full of
precious, calming Ritalin.


Mmmmmm......Declicous!


That's more like it!

...


Just a few meals changes this...

Into This!

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3 potency levels to better fit your child.

If your child is just a tad hyperactive, we have this low dose option. Only the desserts are laced with Ritalin (every child eats the dessert at the very least) to smoothly calm your child.

  • Gelatin or Pudding Cups
  • Fruit Cocktail
  • Brownies
  • Fruit Rolls
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When your child requires a bit more calming, try our moderately dosed level. Desserts as well as the main dish are laced for your child's well being.

  • Sandwiches
  • Pasta Dishes
  • Pizza
  • Gelatin or Pudding Cups
  • Fruit Cocktail
  • Brownies
  • Fruit Rolls
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We like to call this the "Robin Williams" Special.
Every item is soaked for 24 hours in a Ritalin solution.

  • Sandwiches
  • Pasta Dishes
  • Pizza
  • Soup
  • Potato Chips
  • Fruit
  • Carrot Sticks
  • Cheese Sticks
  • Chocolate Milk
  • Assorted Fruit Juices
  • Gelatin or Pudding Cups
  • Fruit Cocktail
  • Brownies
  • Fruit Rolls
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What are you waiting for?

Stop the Madness!!!

Please feel free to contact us at:

ritalin@eastsidemall.com

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