McMurtrey & Schwartz
| These are just a few of the 37 people currently involved our class action suit against God. Please contact us if you or someone you love feels he or she had been wronged by The Almighty and would like to find out more about our case. | ||
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Carl D. |
"In the Leviticus 25:24, God says we're supposed to get slaves from neighboring countries, but when I tried to buy some from Canada, I totally got arrested. Not only did I get serious emotional trauma, but now I owe a ton of money in court costs. God owes me big time and McMurtrey and Schwartz is going to help me get what I deserve. And maybe some slaves."
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Ruby T. |
"I had a baby and it really hurt. I mean a lot. Really. Why do I have to suffer because Eve couldn't follow directions? I didn't even know her! What's up with that? I just want to see some justice." | |
Jesus C. |
"God used me as a sacrificial lamb. He made me die for the sins of the whole world...past, present, and future. Do you even know how much sin that is? Trust me, it's a bunch. I hope Linda and Davis are going to get this whole ugly mess worked out." | |
Tammy W. |
"God is in control of everything and lots of bad stuff has happened to me. I lost my job, my boyfriend dumped me, I got that carpal tunnel thing... lots of stuff. I think God should have to fix it. Or at least give me a lot of money. And maybe some slaves." | |
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Chicago, IL 60612
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